"Rinse the clams thoroughly, then shuck and clean them. (For help, go to www.razorclams.com.)"
First, the name "www.razorclams.com" is perhaps the most awesome url on the entire interbunny. And to think, they just lucked into it. Second, now that I've seen what goes into cleaning razor clams (or rather, what goes out of razor clams in the process of being cleaned) I'm pretty sure it won't be happening en mi casa any time soon.
Ever seen a crystalline style? Well, have ya? (Picture No. 5)