So I brought it home and showed it to Jeff.
Me: Look what someone gave me today!
Jeff: Aw, that's cool. And it looks like you!
Me: . . .
Jeff: It does!
Me: How so?
Jeff: . . .
Me: . . . ?
Jeff: You know, the hair and . . . trailing off
Me: You think it looks like me because it's frowning.
Jeff: I never said that.